Nakae: So, your loli-fetish explains why you took some of the maids’ underwear, but why did you take mine?
Hirataka: Yours? But I didn’t order Oyama-kun to steal yours… (he glances over at his butler)
Oyama: I apologize, Hirataka-sama. I seem to have been overzealous in my collection responsibilities.
Hirataka: Very well, we’ll return them to you later.
Nakae: Fine, fine. We’ll just burn them along with the others.
Nasu, perhaps trying to steer the conversation in a more comfortable direction: So, uh, Hirataka-san, why exactly did you come here?
Hirataka: Oh, I couldn’t possibly resist this collection of cute loli maids!
Nakae sighs: Really?
Hirataka: No, not really. I honestly had no idea there was anyone here. I was just going to stay here for a few days before moving on again.
Nasu: Moving on? Where are you going?
Hirataka: Wherever I feel like it, I suppose. I’m not in charge of the Ujie business anymore, so I guess I can do whatever I feel like.
Nasu: Wait, you’re the one that disappeared? Weren’t you kidnapped or something?
Hirataka: Kidnapped? Heavens no! Is that what they’re telling everyone? No, I was just discharged from leadership.
Nakae: Discharged? What in the world did you do?
Hirataka: Nothing, of course! There were some rather embarrassing, and completely baseless, accusations of corruption, bribery, and fraud…
Nasu: So, that’s why I’m getting stuck with running the company now?
Hirataka: I suppose so, but it’s not my fault! I’m completely innocent in all of this.
Nakae: So now what are you going to do, Onii-san? I can’t have you around pestering my maids… (The maids in attendance nod in unison)
Hirataka: What? But I just got here!
Nakae: Yes, you’ve just got here and you’ve already caused chaos that made us lose half a day of Onii-sama’s training.
Hirataka sighs: Fine, fine, I’ll go. I wasn’t planning on staying long anyway. (As he gets up to leave, he addresses Nasu-sama directly) I’ll be looking in on you all now and again, so I better not find out you’ve been messing around with my dear Onee-chan’s heart… or body.
While Nasu turns red, Nakae shouts: Onii-san! That’s enough! You can go now!
Hirataka: Hai, hai. (As he heads for the door, he notices a large wet spot on Terumi-chan’s chest) Oh! You poor maid! Allow me to help you with that! (He lunges at her with a handkerchief in his hand).
Orange Cream leaps in his way and starts dragging him out by the arm: Now that’s enough out of you. Come along now, I’ll show you the way out.
Hirataka: Awww, I’m sorry I have no interest in older women like yourself. But please do not let my lack of interest make you jealous. It’s just that younger girls are so much more pure and innocent! They’re… (there is suddenly a loud cracking sound and a pain induced “Ow!”)